Friday, January 11, 2008

Sayings for the Month

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."
~ Oscar Wilde

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.
~ Vernon Law

Why is it when we talk to God, we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.
~ Lily Tomlin

"You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way."
~ Will Rogers

"Successful people are very lucky. Just ask any failure."
~ Michael Levine

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big."
~ George Carlin

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
~ Walter Winchell

"Write injuries in sand, kindnesses in marble."
~ French proverb

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